Festive Decorating Gifts

Easter Egg Painting.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Don't forget to hang up your sock!

'Santa is very disappointed with our behavior this year and has cancelled Christmas.'

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Filming Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas Hugs

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Gesundheit!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!