Festive Decorations Gifts

Santa Playing the Piano

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Janitor's Christmas

Santa gets caught short.

Reindeer Sweater

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Santa with a support for his sack.

"Wanna use the door?"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Christmas Tree with Musical Notes.

"That looks nice. Try it on!"

Mice playing double bass

Ding dong merrily on us!

"I am glad to see you are finally putting the holiday items away."

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

A robin wearing a Santa Claus hat

'... And you'd better bring what you've promised me, because my Dad's a lawyer!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

Yuletide tossing the caber.

'Just adding a bit of brandy. You never know when Santa will need a little pick-me-up.'

Candy cane trailing toilet paper

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

'Presents? What presents? Son, this sack is for my tip!'

The Big Tree

They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'

"Savor the moment, my friend. Come January, you will be so over."

'OK. It's a deal. Find the bulb that doesn't work and you get to see another Christmas.'

'Criminy! I kenw he has put weight on, but this is ridiculous.'

Rudolph working his magic.

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'I've been very good this year. All I ask for is a little acknowledgement.'

Child on Christmas Eve

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"