Holiday Decorations Gifts

"I'm afraid it's another case of 'chestnuts roasting too near an open fire' doctor."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Vendo Tree.

"I bought it off the dark web."

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"I see you have your christmas lights up already."

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Wife needs husband's socks.

"Yeah, it's my first Christmas too."

'But... this is not the new bright shining star!'

Penguin with fish shaped presents at christmas

Acid Rain joke

Santa at desk near workboxes: RESPEC'/ DISSIN' ME.

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

'I thin some of our customers think we may have opened the grotto a little to early this year.'

'Congratulations! I'm giving you the sack!'

Santa Baby.

Santa Stuck In A Snow Globe

Christmas Trees 2000 miles on the left.

Frosty's hat, just like his marriage, eventually lost its magic.

You can lick my peppermint stick!

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

"Can you please back off?! I'm trying to take a shelfie."

Santa

"It really creeps me out when they mix creche sets!"

Slippery underfoot

"What? I find that I make a much better brake light."

It's an artificial tree that doubles as a 5G cell tower.

"Deck the hogs with boughs of holly. . ."

"You can get away with naughty if you're cute and purr."

What if a nativity scene camp to life in the 21st Century?

O Christmas Tea

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."