Xmas Decorations Gifts

Bauble

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Piranhaclaus

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Fleas Navidad.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Filming Christmas

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas Hugs

Merry Kissmas

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Mice playing double bass

O Christmas Tea

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"We need to talk."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'