Christmas Decor Gifts

"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

'Now it fits.'

Fleas Navidad.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Filming Christmas

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Christmas Hugs

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

Mice playing double bass

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"We need to talk."