Holiday Decor Gifts

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

Rudolph's Washing Line

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Nigel got promoted to sex toys."

'Vote union - pass it on!'

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

Santa sits near workboxes: 'Naughty', 'Even worse'.

"... Really, your chair? Well, I don't see your name on it!"

Christmas Wreath

Poinsettia

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Happy Easter

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Frosting the Snowman

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Easter Egg Island