Christmas Decor Mugs

"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Piranhaclaus

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Filming Christmas

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Christmas Hugs

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Mice playing double bass

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"We need to talk."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'