Christmas Decorations Mugs

'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'

'It's a seasonal allergy.'

Don't even think about it!

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'Oh, yeah, they take you in, dress you up and make a big fuss over you...then one day, you're out on the curb waiting for the wood chipper!'

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"He's been around since the sixties."

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

'Daddy, why do people decorate their toilets on Christmas and stick them in their front windows?'

The Tree Lights - They Work!

"Doesn't our tree look nice this year?"

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

budgie for xmas

No milk for Santa Claus

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

Cat Hanging Mice on Christmas Tree.

Batteries, toys not included.

Christmas bonus

Devil's Christmas Tree

"Our smart Christmas tree has an alarm that goes off every 10 minutes if it's not taken down right after the holidays."

"The last gingerbread house I made was a big hit, so I made a bigger one. We can nibble on it through the holidays."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"I got the tree down, dear."

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

Fleas Navidad.

"I only have six screws left."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

Christmas Police

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

Santa has a surprise waiting for him.