Christmas Decoration Gifts

"I told you we didn't need a tree."

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

Dyslexic christmas tree decorated with angels

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Fleas Navidad.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Filming Christmas

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Merry Kissmas

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

O Christmas Tea

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Mice playing double bass

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'