Christmas Decoration Pillows

"I told you we didn't need a tree."

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

Dyslexic christmas tree decorated with angels

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

Piranhaclaus

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Filming Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Mice playing double bass

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"We need to talk."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."