Decorating For Christmas Pillows

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

Santa Claus's Mail

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

Piranhaclaus

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Filming Christmas

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

Merry Kissmas

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

O Christmas Tea

Mice playing double bass

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"We need to talk."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'