Festive Decorator Gifts

"You shouldn't have!"

"I told you we didn't need a tree."

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

Christmas Wreath on a Doggy Door

'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'

'Only one more to go.'

'You can never have too many fairy lights!'

'I didn't have time to put up a lot of lights, so this year I only put up one giant one.'

...and a Merry Christmas to you too.

Knitting Christmas Tree

'What your Christmas tree says about you.'

Gingerbread Igloo

"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"Either we have a burned out string of lights or our roof is in need of some serious repair."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

Christmas Treats for Cats

'Stop looking at the Christmas tree that way!'

Happy New Year

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

"Hey, it's Christmas somewhere."

Merry Christmas to all of you.

'Don't worry, Dear. I'll make it fit.'

Jack-o-lantern wearing a mask

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

'If you would come down to move the ladder, you wouldn't be in this predicament!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'We're done decorating! Your turn!'

'Especially when you notice half the houses in our neighborhood still have Christmas lights up.'

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