Festive Decor Fanatic Gifts

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Gesundheit!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Making Christmas Decorations

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Snowman's Dentures.

Easter Egg Painting.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Christmas Tree Lights

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Caterpillar and stockings.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Physicist's Christmas tree

The Deconstructed Tree

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

Christmas Curling

Christmas Cat

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Nutcracker Island