Christmas Decor Aficionado T-Shirts

'Whew!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Nutcracker Island

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

"Honey, your mother is here."

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Christmas Tree

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Hairy Christmas

"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!