Christmas Decor Aficionado Mugs

'Whew!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Physicist's Christmas tree

The Deconstructed Tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

Nutcracker Island

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Do you smell what I smell?

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

"Honey, your mother is here."

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Hairy Christmas

Christmas Tree