Festive Decor Aficionado Mugs

"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Nutcracker Island

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

"Honey, your mother is here."

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

'Whew!'

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Christmas Tree

Hairy Christmas

The Easter Eggistential Crisis