Colorful Apparel Aficionado Gifts

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"That shirt is so last year."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Pea green

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Blondes have more fun

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Colourful Birds

"You must be the new guy!"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"It's called yellow on blue."

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Good Luck

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.