Colorful Apparel Aficionado Pillows

Most folks just go with the white.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"That shirt is so last year."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Pea green

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"You must be the new guy!"

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

Colourful Birds

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"It's called yellow on blue."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Blondes have more fun

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Good Luck