Patterned Apparel Lover Pillows

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"That shirt is so last year."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Tiger

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

The wardrobe of the damned.

Cockroach Costume

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

When upholstery attacks

Decorating a column.