Patterned Apparel Lover Mugs

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

When upholstery attacks

Decorating a column.

The wardrobe of the damned.

Cockroach Costume

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.