Pattern Lovers Mugs

"What? You know I love paisley."

"They say stripes are slimming."

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Making it look easy.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

King Madras

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Tiger

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Quilt fanatic

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

A tessellation of running figures.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."