Pattern Lovers Pillows

"What? You know I love paisley."

"They say stripes are slimming."

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

King Madras

Pea green

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Artists At The Auto Show

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Tiger

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

A tessellation of running figures.

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.