Animal Pattern Lover Pillows

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Making it look easy.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

King Madras

Pea green

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

A tessellation of running figures.

'Costume - What costume?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Decorating a column.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

The wardrobe of the damned.