Dog Pattern Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Tattoo

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Pea green

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Tiger

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The wardrobe of the damned.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Dog views website: www.oof.com

When upholstery attacks