Dog Pattern Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Tattoo

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Tiger

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Decorating a column.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

When upholstery attacks