Animal Pattern Admirer Pillows

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"Too much concealer?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'