Pattern Enthusiasts Pillows

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Snapshots in Time

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

King Madras

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Inventor of Morse Code

Tiger

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Patient after an appendix operation

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.