Pattern Enthusiasts Pillows

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Snapshots in Time

King Madras

Making it look easy.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Inventor of Morse Code

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Patient after an appendix operation

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."