Pattern Curator Pillows

Stitch one, pearl one...

The Art Student.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Tiger

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Inventor of Morse Code

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Quilt fanatic

Where Scottish milk comes from.

A tessellation of running figures.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."