Pattern Curator Mugs

Stitch one, pearl one...

The Art Student.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

King Madras

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Inventor of Morse Code

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Love the exposed chessboard."