Pattern Collecting Mugs

"What? You know I love paisley."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Art Student.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'