Pattern Seeker Mugs

Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

Teapot

The Art Student.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"