Pattern Lover Mugs

Y'know, somedays I feel like going dor a bike ride, but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough.

'These fit well. Do you have them in a more hideous pattern?'

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

Zebra Stripes

Polka Dot Artist

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Menswear - "Do you have anything in a smaller pinstripe?"

Quiet Zone.

'Yes, sir can I help you'

Gang ties.

Woman in spotty car with matching spotty outfit.

"He's had a chequered life."

Quilt fanatic

The Art Student.

Carpet fitter

"Got anything in a smaller check?"

"I'm afraid your entire wardrobe is infected with the deadly paisley virus."

"I think this pattern's contagious."

Pea green

Spotty dress

'Nice pants!'

A Zebra and Tiger Confused by their Similar Stripes.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Laundry - the great leveller."

'This is our latest hound's tooth pattern.'

Tiger

Man wearing striped shirt visits barber shop.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Dotty about you.

Decorating a column.