Pattern Pioneer Mugs

And what do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?

Knitting ball

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'

Using Science In Fashion Design

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Pea green

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Tiger

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Quilt fanatic

'Wheel.'

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"