Pattern Pioneer T-Shirts

And what do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?

Knitting ball

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'

Using Science In Fashion Design

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Wheel.'

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"