Style Pioneer T-Shirts

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Like my new haircut?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Do you like my bling?

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!