Style Pioneer Pillows

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Do you like my bling?

Bald Man Overcomb

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings