Fashion Pioneer Pillows

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'I can't find anything in the rules about it and it keeps the top of my head warm!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Victorian Lady

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

"Like my new haircut?"

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

1930's Lady.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Georgian head-dress

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Lady in Blue Dress

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Real men have facial hair.