Fashion Pioneer T-Shirts

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'I can't find anything in the rules about it and it keeps the top of my head warm!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Victorian Lady

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

1930's Lady.

"Like my new haircut?"

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Three Ladies

Lady in a pretty dress

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Georgian head-dress

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Lady in Blue Dress

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."