Fashion Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Western Outfitters.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

I've found the designer gene.

"A little too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare..."

'Our clothes are perfect. The customer is out of style.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

The latest fall fashion trends

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

Italian Shoes.

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

'What's next? Shoes we can walk in??'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"

Deadly fashion

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"