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Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

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"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

Female business.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."