Fashion Entrepreneur Prints

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Western Outfitters.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Our clothes are perfect. The customer is out of style.'

The latest fall fashion trends

"A little too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare..."

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

Italian Shoes.

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Clothing museum. What would you say if someone asked you to invent an alternative to the button or zipper as a closer? It'd be a snap.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

'What's next? Shoes we can walk in??'

"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"

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