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Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

e-procurement

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

The latest fall fashion trends

The Beard Movement

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

I've found the designer gene.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Cornrows

Barn Wedding

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.