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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

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Barn Wedding

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I've found the designer gene.

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"I'm here to review the fall collection."