Style Innovator T-Shirts

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

"I know it's considered a crime against fashion to wear a tracksuit in public, but I'm a wannabe rapper."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'd like red, green and blue stripes in my hair. You know the natural look."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Cave woman curling hair with club.

Afro hairdressing.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This new style should sell like hot cakes.' - 'It's big on the inside and small on the outside.'

Medical Silicon Paste.

Fringes

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man is spraying his hair with water to style it and a flower grows out of his hair.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Handy Scarf Wrapping Techniques

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"I hope people understand that I'm being ironic."

"Like my new haircut?"

Creative family

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'I ran into a whittler.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

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Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Cornrows