Style Reinvention Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Georgian head-dress

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

It bag and no knickers!

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'