Style Reinvention Enthusiast Mugs

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Like my new haircut?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

The Return Of The Minipants

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'This is me at my most masculine.'