Stylistic Innovator Mugs

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Like my new haircut?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"