Stylistic Innovator Mugs

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Like my new haircut?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...