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Mane bun

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

The Design Artiste

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'