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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

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'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

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"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

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'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

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