Patterned Skirt Lover Pillows

Sewing Buddies

The Art Student.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Pea green

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Tiger

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

A tessellation of running figures.

Quilt fanatic

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Wallpaper Bouguet

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."