Striped Fashion Lover Pillows

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Victorian Selfie

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

As Seen Watching TV

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Fancy Dress Box

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Highlights