Striped Fashion Lover Prints

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Honey I wish you wouldn't bring your home with you

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Victorian Selfie

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

As Seen Watching TV

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

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Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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Fancy Dress Box

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

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